We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
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Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
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All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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