i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
