dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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