Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
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I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
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There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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