He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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