Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
i just google imaged poop.
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
And then my night got REAL pukey
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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