exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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