just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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