He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
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Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
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I cant see straight, her clothes are all over my floor and I'm covered in bite marks... No I will not go to brunch with you
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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