It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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