6:33 AM: I'm drunk at this time of morning.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
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