school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
I'll have to explain it to you tonight when i call drunk. It will sound better
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
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