well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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