in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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