am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
