Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
There is soup leaking out of my nose nothing in life has prepared me for this moment
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I no longer exist. I have transformed into a puddle of sex.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
How drunk are you?
Completed.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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