Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
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In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
He's sending me pics of Yellowstone scenery...the only thing I can think is "I would have sex next to that waterfall"
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
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Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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