i just used a urinal to avoid climbing stairs, i need to quit drinking.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Just saw an ad for "Liver-aid" how has this not become a life changing drug for millions?
So many bounce houses so little time
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Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
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We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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