my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
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