Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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