My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
So I've officially decided that I AM that drunken mistake that girls hate themselves for in the morning.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
Randomize
