After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I'm hammerd and his penis is still the size of a giraffe's neck
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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