I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
I just ate a cockroach and I want to be a fire truck.
the condom got lost in my hair
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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