I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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