Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Why is there a cactus in the microwave?
Don't worry about it.
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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