Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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