Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
No subtext here. People are naked.
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We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
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I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
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There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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