Strawberries are so good its weird that food is growable
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
you took a potato out of your pocket and just started eating it raw. don't know where the potato came from though
21st birthday = success
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
A Valium induced mom decided to walk into my bedroom this morning without knocking. Guess what I was doing? FML
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