Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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