Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
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Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
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I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
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I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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