i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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