Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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