you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
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As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
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Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
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