We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
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