She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
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for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
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He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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