I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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