he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
Good morning! Just thought I'd give you my yearly reminder that we lost our virginities 7 years ago, yesterday.
That's the best creepy text ever.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I think the universe has a conglomeration of sentences reserved only for me.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
