i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
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Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
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Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I love you. Go after that dick
ok first of all what the fuck
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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