The men handing out bibles on the quad are blatantly skipping me... am i that obvious
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
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Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
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Just pee around me
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
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