Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i barfeds in our rink
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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