We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
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I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
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I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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