OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
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They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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He said "just hugs" and ran away screaming.
So it may have been laced, sue me.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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