I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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