Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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