I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
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