how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
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the cool security guard showed me the video clip of how i sat criss-cross-applesauce on the elevator for 20 minutes last night
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
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Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
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