In the future we'll all be gay
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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