Only a mothe r could love this liver
Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
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Either I'm a lot drunker than I thought, or he has three dicks....
I think I'm gonna have to go with the first one...
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
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Every single person in NY is either baking, drinking, or photographing their cat. Reporting live from Instagram.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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