Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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