Stop everything. They have oreo straws to drink milk with and then you eat the straw. I think i just got turned on by a cookie commercial.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
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The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
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Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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