Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
I have post one night stand depression
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