I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
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