how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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