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• (480): View more from Arizona

  I cant find my shoes, my wallet, or my keys, but i know where your sister is.

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• (972): View more from Texas

  I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"

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  More like "Chia Pet"

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• (315): View more from New York

  Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.

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  Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money

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• (214): View more from Texas

  What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers

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• (801): View more from Utah

  I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.

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  For the caroling or the orgy?

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.

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  Why haven't you proposed already?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.

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