Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??