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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Dude, you need to talk to your mom

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  wtf?

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  She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you

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• (323): View more from California

  Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning

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• (239): View more from Florida

  Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.

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• (518): View more from New York

  Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you

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• (325): View more from Texas

  She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.

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• (716): View more from New York

  I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch

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• (631): View more from New York

  I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?

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