I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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