I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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